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For weeks he’d walk around with price tags on his shirts that said 25 cents. So far, my record is 2 minutes – and that’s after 10 years of practice. My husband loves it when I forget to put laundry in the dryer and bonus points if he’s out of undies and they are all sitting there wet and getting moldy (Beth L.) 12. every time he left the seat up he got a gross hairbrush full of hair 😀 ) 26.

And every garage sale, he’d come out with a laundry basket, find his things and carry them back into the house. I don’t have a single thing to say, but I still try to get the conversation to last a full 8 minutes. So – here’s the deal – I could only think of 8 things. But luckily I have some amazing readers to fill in the blanks for me! no matter where you are, immediately pretend to fall asleep (and snore….loudly)…bwahahaha – drives him nuts! Walk slowly in front of the TV during the big plays of the game on some unspecified “errand”. (worked so much better before the “pause live TV function”) (Molly B.) 11. Make sure your car is ALWAYS about a gas-hand-width above empty when he gets in to drive it someplace. only for me to tell him I actually asked for juice! Leave hair in his hair brush and leave it on the bathroom counter (this is how i got him trained on putting the toilet seat down after using it…

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However, just moments after its introduction at the Steve Jobs Theater last week, Tim Cook revealed the i Phone X, with its futuristic looks and claim to be 'the future of the i Phone'. Only I know where the remote is and I magically find it later when his fav show is over. I annoy my husband by playing “Name That Tune” but always making it an obvious tune like “Mary Had A Little Lamb”. I LOVE to show my husband my latest Pinterest finds, which includes projects I’d like for him to do around the house. Take a pic of him in his boxers and tell him there’s a contest called Husbands in Boxers – for the funniest photo and the prize is a trip to Vegas -and watch all hell brake loose – my hubby almost broke my hand trying to get the camera off me. While he’s watching Sunday football, tell him you have to run to the store (if he wants any dinner) and while you’re walking out the door, let him know that your daughter’s poopie diaper needs changing. Just asking.” or “Do you really want to pick that battle with the 3 year old today? After you shower, leave your hair in the drain – or even better, plastered onto the wall. He can’t turn the channel and I blame it on the kids. OOOOO it makes him MAD, but I laugh so hard every time. And let’s not forget the time he banned me from Craigslist! Paste his head onto other people’s bodies and post them on your blog. If you run out of questions about the show, start making random comments about your parents, his parents, the kids, etc. When he starts the show again, start talking again. Wait until your husband goes out of town for the weekend and repaint the bedroom pink. My guy HATES it when I clean the garage when he isn’t around. That would be the sound of his toenails clicking together. I gave away Even Steven’s Bengals clock at our last garage sale, and he hasn’t stopped talking about that. Post pictures of him sitting on the toilet on your blog – or on your Facebook account. Wait until he’s in the middle of his favorite show and then ask him all sorts of banal questions about it. Makes them have warm fuzzy thoughts of you in the AM. I wait for him to go for his lazy afternoon nap on his day off….

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Therefore, it is our duty to ATTEMPT to annoy our husbands every now and then so they can understand the pain we live with on a daily basis. When you get down to the last roll of toilet paper – . I’m pretty sure that Even Steven did something really annoying – or maybe I had PMS – the details don’t matter. (There is a fine line between an annoyed husband and a sulky husband). When my husband is watching something stupid on TV, I show him every funny thing I find on Pinterest, whether I think he would find it equally as funny or not. I also talk about the mommy bloggers I follow like I actually know them and they’re my BFF’s, and that drives him bonkers. I never do this with his stuff unless I have already gotten the green light but he is such a packrat he has a hard time parting with anything. This might fall more into “serious grounds for war” category, but if I win at Monopoly (or any game for the matter), he gets grouchy and sulks for days. Ask for a drink from his cup and drink all of it but a swallow at the end.